merit badge tales- Melissa

(image lifted, oddly enough, from Perez Hilton)

"After a long day of childcare and kid-intensive activities I had to accompany my son to a birthday party at Chuck E Cheese and I wasn't sure if they served alcohol. So I smuggled in some vodka to add to my soda in hopes of getting through the crowded, germy, screaming, sugar-high, kicking-and-screaming-when-it's-time-to-leave experience."

Have you ever done something to help you make it through a kid event? I usually rely on some Starbuck's, but I can see the allure of a cocktail at Chuck E. Cheese!